SO, I had a problem with one of my salivary glands plugging up now and then and then with every meal, so I boogied on in to see a doctor. Looks like everything is probably OK. I'll need to stay well hydrated and suck on sour hard candies like lemon drops to induce salivary production for about 2 weeks.
Ah, little problem. I'm severely allergic to corn and almost all candies have corn syrup in them. Sugar-free candy has weird, dangerous artificial sweeteners and commercial corn-free candy is expensive. What to do?
Making candy is very, very easy. Yay!!! http://www.tasteandtellblog.com/lemon-drops/